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Real cars, real numbers, turned into a collection you build. Five rarity tiers with the reason printed on every card. Sets to complete. A catalogue deep enough to argue with. And a rank that comes from days out, never from paying.

Toyota · XV80 · 2024–present

Ferrari · F40 · 1987–1992

Honda · FL5 · 2022–present
The cards
A tier is not a guess and not a mood. It comes from how many were built and how often one turns up, and the card says which. Nothing is rated until there is something to rate it with — a card that has no basis yet says so, rather than inventing one.
| Horsepower | 478 hp |
|---|---|
| Torque | 420 lb-ft |
| 0–60 | 3.8 s |
| Engine | 2.9 L twin-turbo V6 |
| Drive | Rear-wheel drive |
| Weight | 3,795 lb |
| Built | 1,311 |
| MSRP, last year | $74,500 |
| Value, est. | $96,000–$134,000 US |
| In sets | Performance Icons |
Every value carries its basis, and an estimate is always labelled an estimate. A figure nobody has published stays blank — it never borrows a number from a car beside it.
The collection
Your cards live in a binder, sorted by make, with every slot you have not filled still drawn in place. The page glows in the colour of your rarest card, so the screen's mood follows the collection rather than the calendar.




Sets
Sets are curated, not automatic: a rule someone chose, a list someone checked. Halfway earns something, complete earns more, and the shelf keeps the ones in progress at the front.
Japanese performance, 1985 to 2002.
Light, quick and built to be driven hard.
Body-on-frame icons that go where roads stop.
The commuter sedans and hatchbacks people actually buy.
Full-size pickups, as the EPA certifies them.
Compact SUVs and hybrids for the city.
Current cars from under $25,000 that reach 30+ mpg.
SUVs, wagons and trucks with all- or four-wheel drive.
Modern roadsters, coupes and hot hatches to start with.
Explore
Search a make, a model or a chassis code. Or come at it sideways: by body style, by era, by a pack someone put together, by the rarest thing on the road — or by ear.
Compare
Pick any two and the differences line up. What makes this worth trusting is what it refuses to do.
| Spec | Civic Type R (FL5) | GR Corolla |
|---|---|---|
| Horsepower | 315 hp | 300 hp |
| Torque | 310 lb-ft | 273 lb-ft |
| Weight | 3,188 lb | 3,274 lb |
| Drive | Front-wheel drive | All-wheel drive |
| 0–60 | 5.0 s | Not recorded |
| Value, est. | $42,000–$48,000 US | $38,000–$44,000 US |
A missing value is not a matching value. "Not recorded" is a difference in the matrix, never quietly folded into an "identical" row. A gap in coverage is information too.
Some specs have no winner. Drivetrain and engine layout get no highlight, because neither direction is better — they are choices, not scores.
An estimate says so. Market value is always labelled an estimate, with its range, never printed as a price.
Under the hood
Every engine layout in the catalogue, drawn as a schematic you peel back a layer at a time — cam cover, head and cams, block and pistons, crankshaft, oil pan — from the side, the front and the top. Your own cards are marked, so the ones you hold are the ones you learn first.
Schematic · not to scale · not any one car's engine
Dream Garage
Not a wishlist of fifty cars — three. The one that does the commute, the one for a good road, and the one that tows and carries. It is a harder question than it looks, and it says more about you than a list ever would.
This week's rule: total MSRP under $150,000.
The editor sets one rule a week. Check back Monday.
Tap the better garage. Everyone judges, everyone is judged, and the week's record is a straight percentage: won 63% of match-ups.
Play · today
Short, daily, and drawn from the same catalogue as everything else — so the answer is always a real car you could meet.
Name the car from a close-up of its photo. A new one every day.
Name the car from its exhaust note.
Your cards, real stats. The numbers decide it, not the artwork.
Five a day.
Cars waiting for a name. Members put them right together.
Bronze, Silver, Chrome, Gold — from days out, never from paying.
Patches sit beside the rank and each one counts something plainly: Binder (sets complete), Unicorn Hunter (Legendary), First on Scene (firsts), Curator, Studio, Print Run, Taste Maker, Sunday Regular, Local.
The Paddock
Photos, videos and long-running debates, on a wall that belongs to the cars rather than to anybody's follower count. Nods instead of likes, replies that stay with the post, and a rank badge that had to be earned.
Posters
A poster is your own art of a real car, with the specs underneath and up to a few words of your own. Every one goes through review before it reaches anybody's wall, and there is a published standard so the answer is never a mystery.
Burbles Pro
One plan. Nothing you've earned ever moves behind it — no card, no set, no rank. Pro adds room and tools, and that is the whole of the deal.
What we don't do
No pins.
No plates. Ever.
A card records a model — never which individual car it was. No licence plate number, no VIN, no pin dropped on where anybody was. Your photos stay yours, and nothing you make is published until you choose to publish it.
That email goes to a person, not a mailing list. We'll use your address to answer you and to tell you when Burbles opens, and nothing else.
Languages
Not a machine pass over the buttons. Every string, every card, every explanation.